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Rudy Giuliani vs. Paris Hilton: Who&;s a BetterMarilyn?
May 21, 2007
Is Presidential candidate Rudolph Giuliani finally more popular than Paris Hilton? Some 70 TV segments mentioned Paris this week, according to CNN&;s Reliable Sources, but 141 mentioned Rudolph Giuliani.
More importantly, which one makes a better Marilyn Monroe? (see photos below.) Paris, of course, is convinced it&;s her. “There’s nobody in the world like me,” she told the UK’s Sunday Times last year. “I think every decade has an iconic blonde — like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana — and right now, I’m that icon.”
Certainly bald Rudy can&;t win on the blonde front without a wig. But judging by Paris&; horrendous version of &;Happy Birthday Mr. Hefner&; channeling Marilyn singing to JFK, he may well be a better performer.
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