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Britney Bombs, Eat HerNow

September 10, 2007

From Beijing to Brooklyn, the verdict is in: Britney Spears is over.  Not only was she dazed, sluggish and confused on the &;prestigious&; Video Music Awards, where even her lip-synching was off, but most unforgivably she was fat. Meanwhile General Petraeus wants 6 more months of maximum troops in Iraq, the credit and stock markets are melting and Osama Bin Ladin says he won&;t try to kill us all&;if we convert. But Britney&;s a train wreck and we&;re pushing her over the cliff as fast as we can; will her children understand?  So let&;s concentrate our fire on this poor girl and serve her head on a platter, like her fellow dancing girl, Salome, did.  

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