Archive for the &;Nicole-Ritchie&; Category
Celebrity Drunk Driving School for NicoleRitchie?
August 2, 2007
With celebrities like Nicole Ritchie, Parish Hilton and Lindsay Lohan confused by drugs, alcohol and our freeway system, it&;s clear Los Angeles needs a Celebrity Drunk Driving School (CDDS) to help our region&;s most precious assets learn to navigate the streets while loaded.
Perhaps David Hasselhoff could be the first instructor, due to his life-saving ability, rehab experience and driving K.I.T.T., the talking car.
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Danger, Danger&;Celebrity Behind theWheel
June 15, 2007
Californians have always prided themselves on their driving skills (except when it rains and there are 500 fender-benders in three hours). That&;s why you&;ll see people shaving, texting, applying make-up, reading magazines and screaming at their phones.
But it seems like someone needs to open a Celebrity Driving School. I don&;t venture to West Hollywood, especially late at night, because of the growing celebrity menace.
Accidental meetings with celebrities have always been a lure of Los Angeles, but they were fatal for the unlucky folks who encountered Prison Break&;s Lane Garrison and singer Brandy.
Sure&;not every celebrity crash is a fatal one. But with Lindsay, Paris Hilton&;s potentially ugly DUI, &;Wrong Way&; Nicole Ritchie (called that because she was arrested for DUI going against traffic on a freeway!), Halle Berry and even Mischa Barton of the OC commiting mayhem behind the wheel, maybe celebrity chronicler TMZ.COM should change their &;Trainwrecks&; section to &;Celebrity Car Crashes.&;
Watch out for celebrities when you&;re on the road, or your car will may look like this.
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