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Tom Cruise: New Bunker to BeXenu-proof?
September 28, 2007
Is Tom Cruise building a $10 million bunker to protect his family from space alien attack?
If true (it is posted in one of the ever-reliable British newspapers, quoting the even more reliable Star) like Michael Jackson with the bones of the Elephant Man, Cruise is crazy like a fox. The publicity value is incalculable.
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