Archive for the &;CES&; Category

Technology Lifestyle MagsDisappearing

May 4, 2009

And a good thing, too. I have before me a copy of CE Lifestyles, the February 2005  issue. The cover photo is a bodacious babe smiling a come-hither smile at her digital-camera wielding boyfriend. To further convince the fickle consumer, the cover price reads $5.99   $1.99.   Now apparently called First Glimpse, you can subscribe for just $29 a year. For years, publishers thought the combination of fetishized cool consumer electronics and hot cover babe would turn people men onto the so-called &;CE Lifestyle.&;  Why do these publications never take off?  Now, of course, advertising is a memory, as are freelance, photo and model budgets.  But that&;s not the real reason. A long time ago I went to a presentation by some of the editors of Entertainment Weekly.  EW itself is in trouble now, but not because it didn&;t follow the editors advice.  In terms of coverage, he said, &;Movies are best, then music and television.  Then sports.  Last is technology.&;

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FyreTV&;s Wireless PornServer

January 27, 2009

There seemed to be plenty of leakage at the Consumer Electronics Show this year from the Adult Entertainment Expo.  (And vice versa; Fox Home Video was promoting the &;legit&; release Choke, starring Angelica Huston and Sam Rockwell, by distributing faux anal beads at the adult show.) A case in point is FyreTV (www.fyreTV.com) which used one of the press parties at the &;legitimate&; show to demonstrate what it proudly called &;the world&;s first wireless IPTV set-top box (or BoXXX, as they would have it) for streaming DVD adult content.&; The wireless &;BoXXX&; ships with any new subscription, which starts at $9.95.   The company signed to provide content from such stalwarts of the industry as Vivid, Wicked Pictures, Evil Angel, Seymore Butts and Sin City, among many others.  Is there a catch?  According to one spokesman I talked to, it&;s no &;all the porn you can eat&; plan.  The $9.95 basic service offers just 100 minutes a month, giving users an incentive to limit their &;viewing&; to 3 minutes a day.   Just don&;t fall asleep&;

Tags:Adult-Entertainment-Expo, BoXXX, CES, Choke, Consumer Electronics, FyreTV, porn, Sam-Rockwell, technology, technology-journalism Posted in 2009 Consumer Electronics Show, CES, porn, porn-industry, Television | 2 Comments &;

Look Out Below! Americans Toss AnalogTVs

April 9, 2008

The Consumer Electronics Association claims that only 15 million televisions will be &;removed&; from the homes of people who get their TV signals over the air, and of those, 95% will be &;sold, donated or recycled.&;  But who would buy an analog television when what the CEA likes to call the &;digital television transition,&; (a process now approaching the length of the 100 Years War) is complete?  As for donations, tried to donate a monitor or computer lately?  Many people end up doing nocturnal dumpster dumps in frustration.  And the last thing charitable organizations want is a haul of unsellable obsolete televisions. That leaves recycling.  How it will be done isn&;t so clear; Sony will take back their own aging TVs, but other owners are out of luck.   While Erin Monaghan suggests making your TV into a planter or fish tank, you still need to get rid of the TV tube, which Earth 911 suggests can contain 4 to 8 pounds of lead. I say bring back the halcyon days of Led Zeppelin at the LA Hyatt, the notorious &;Riot House&; on the Sunset Strip, and launch the old TVs from the balcony to an empty swimming pool. Look out below!

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The Analog TV Set That Won&;t GoAway

December 5, 2007

The Consumer Electronics Association has been saying the US is in the midst of the &;digital transition&; for years.  If so, it&;s one of the longest on record.  With less than a year and a half to go before analog programming is cut off, less than 15% of Americans have digital sets.  Worse, less than half of those actually watch high definition programming according to Nielsen Research.  (Hat tip to www.nikkifinke.com). It&;s no surpise: analog televison sets are persistent in your house&;they just work. Unlike computers, they don&;t get obsolete every two years.   And although prices on plasma, DLP and LCD TVs have been dropping, so have real estate values&;it&;s harder to get a home equity loans to make your house pay for its home theatre. The CEA&;s sales numbers  look good; sales of digital TVs rose from 12.5 million in 2005 to 18.5 million or so in 2006, or 50%.  But there&;s probably close to 300 million TVs (one for every American at home, in the bars, hotels, etc.) meaning 250 million CRT analog sets are still humming contentedly.  Only a fraction will be replaced by 2009; prepare for lots of &;fixes&; using set-top box analog to digital converters.  I&;m bracing for another massive Consumer Electronics Show in Vegas.  And this year, with high gas prices, foreclosures up and a recession coming, the sunny view always portrayed by Gary Shapiro of the CEA (home of the &;biggest and best CES ever&;, every year) looks gloomier.

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