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DVD Player forRepublicans
By encinoman
Are you a &;pitbull with lipstick&; sick of sex, violence, and dirty words in the movies? For just $70, you can play censor to the likes of Stephen Spielberg or James Cameron&;s flicks, to scrub them clean before exposing them to your family.
ClearPlay is a fancy DVD Player that can play regular DVD movies &; but without profanity, violence and nudity.
Wow! How does that work?
It&;s really quite ingenious. We create filtering information on a movie by movie basis, and then put those &;filters&; into the DVD player. This way, the DVD player knows when to skip or mute while the movie is playing.
But isn&;t it choppy?
Nope. Like you we love movies and take great care to maintain the movie presentation quality &; the only thing gone is &;that one scene&; you wish the kids never saw.
And without that &;one scene&; they&;ll never figure out how to explore their sexuality on their own.
Tags: censorship, ClearPlay, DVD-technology, Hollywood, Sarah-Palin
This entry was posted on September 4, 2008 at 7:20 pm and is filed under 2007 Consumer Electronics Show, Consumer Electronics.
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