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Joe Francis: Let JoeGo
By encinoman
It&;s September 19&;do you know where your Joe Francis is? Not going too wild; he&;s been in jail since April, first in Florida, now in Nevada. As in the old Billy Squier song, &;everybody wants you,&; Joe.
Has he killed anyone? Has he robbed or kidnapped anyone? (Hello, OJ!)
OK, he&;s obnoxious and egotistical. He&;s a strong persuader&;hence the Florida under-age girl lawsuits&;and maybe not so detail-oriented&;hence the tax evasion charges.
And yes, not only is he a former squeeze of fellow jailbird Paris Hilton (she of &;I stepped in AIDS&; ignorance fame), but he also offered formerly squeaky clean Vanessa Hudgens of High School Musical $500,000 from jail &;to join the Girls Gone Wild brand and lifestyle.&;
But five months in jail? How much time has Larry Flynt, Bob Guccione or the Hef himself spent behind bars? Joe, get some new lawyers. Or find some new friends&;outside the graybar hotel.
With Girls Gone Wild, Joe Francis gave America what it wanted, including the girls , who liked the attention going wild got them. Now America is giving it to him.
This entry was posted on September 19, 2007 at 5:34 am and is filed under Bob-Guccione, Girls-Gone-Wild, Hugh-Hefner, Joe Francis, Larry-Flynt, Paris-Hilton, Vanessa-Hudgens.
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