Archive for September, 2007
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Diary of Reggie, Alligator at Large, Entry
September 29, 2007
They&;re exploiting me at the Zoo. Or at least my image. I&;m appearing on mugs, T-shirts, posters, advertising, you name it&;and not a nickel for Reggie.
Call my agent!
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Tom Cruise: New Bunker to BeXenu-proof?
September 28, 2007
Is Tom Cruise building a $10 million bunker to protect his family from space alien attack?
If true (it is posted in one of the ever-reliable British newspapers, quoting the even more reliable Star) like Michael Jackson with the bones of the Elephant Man, Cruise is crazy like a fox. The publicity value is incalculable.
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Why She Posed inPlayboy
September 26, 2007
A girl of the SEC, a classic in rationalization: &;It&;s not like it&;s Hustler.&;
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Britney Spears: It&;s all LA&;sfault
September 26, 2007
Alas, my City of Angels, does no one respect or love you? Britney Spears is the latest to diss &;Sodom by the Sea&; (or insert your own pejorative here). “I HATE L.A., I&;m so sick of that town. I don&;t want anyone to know I&;m here in Atlanta,&; she revealed to a shop clerk and a few million people on a shopping trip to the mall there.
She is of course a victim of the town, not of herself. But blaming &;the dream factory&;, &;would you really want to raise your kids in LA&; (as if Britney might do a better job elsewhere), etc. has a long tradition. As the late San Francisco columnist Herb Caen put it, &;Knock San Francisco to a San Franciscan and you&;re starting a fight. Knock LA to someone from there and you&;re starting a conversation.&;
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Does business own the languageupdate
September 25, 2007
Now the NY Times (or is it dollar-crazed AOL) is trademarking President Bush. How much would you pay?
Scores Show Mixed Results for Bush™s Education&;
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Live Blogging Ahadminejad
September 24, 2007
Ahadminejad was upset by the &;unfriendly treatment&; he received from Columbia President Lee Bollinger. Like Hitler, he&;s remarkably thin-skinned for a tyrannical dictator.
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Live Blogging Ahadminejad
September 24, 2007
&;Let me just tell a joke here. The politicians who are against atomic weapons are retarded.&;
With such knee slappers, he&;s clearly a budding Sammy Davis Jr.
Whoops, wrong religion.
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Live Blogging Ahadminejad
September 24, 2007
Homosexuals=drug traffickers=death penalty.
&;In Iran we don&;t have homosexuals like in your country.&;
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Live Blogging Ahadminejad
September 24, 2007
Wrapping himself in the cloak of scientific and academic inquiry to defend Holocaust denial is one of the most odious of Ahadminejad&;s tactics.
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Live Blogging Ahadminejad
September 24, 2007
&;We are peaceful loving nation. We love all nations. We are friends with the Jews.&;
The translator is doing her emotional best to sell Ahadminejad.
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