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Danger, Danger&;Celebrity Behind theWheel
By encinoman
Californians have always prided themselves on their driving skills (except when it rains and there are 500 fender-benders in three hours). That&;s why you&;ll see people shaving, texting, applying make-up, reading magazines and screaming at their phones.
But it seems like someone needs to open a Celebrity Driving School. I don&;t venture to West Hollywood, especially late at night, because of the growing celebrity menace.
Accidental meetings with celebrities have always been a lure of Los Angeles, but they were fatal for the unlucky folks who encountered Prison Break&;s Lane Garrison and singer Brandy.
Sure&;not every celebrity crash is a fatal one. But with Lindsay, Paris Hilton&;s potentially ugly DUI, &;Wrong Way&; Nicole Ritchie (called that because she was arrested for DUI going against traffic on a freeway!), Halle Berry and even Mischa Barton of the OC commiting mayhem behind the wheel, maybe celebrity chronicler TMZ.COM should change their &;Trainwrecks&; section to &;Celebrity Car Crashes.&;
Watch out for celebrities when you&;re on the road, or your car will may look like this.
This entry was posted on June 15, 2007 at 7:30 pm and is filed under Brandy, celebrity-justice, drunken-driving, Halle-Berry, lindsay-lohan, Mischa-Barton, Nicole-Ritchie, Paris-Hilton, public-relations-disaster.
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One Response to &;Danger, Danger&;Celebrity Behind theWheel&;
Nicole Ritchie Ready for Celebrity Drunk Driving School « Monday Morning Media Quarterback Says:
August 2, 2007 at 7:34 pm |
[...] clear Los Angeles needs a Celebrity Drunk Driving School (CDDS) to help our region&;s most precious assets learn to navigate the streets while [...]
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